HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HUSBAND!

Happy birthday to Weston The Husband (Weston Ochse), who turns...

hmmm.

Should I lie?

Should I make myself look good by saying he's younger than me and I cradle-robbed? Should I tell everyone we should all celebrate that he has lived to see yet another birthday despite his wild ride through the Army and his adventures thereafter?

Should I tell them about the time a tribal chief in another country once offered him a woman as a gift and all he could think about was (because the Army won't let you have any gift worth over something like $65) ...

"Is she worth $65?"

And then, because anything over $65 has to go in a warehouse:

"If she's worth more than $65, will she be okay in the warehouse?"

Oh, the options of story telling do abound.

::hee hee::